Labels:text | screenshot | letter | font | cartoon OCR: New York Islanders ISLANDERS The Islanders are still reeling from last year's mid-season trade with Montreal, which sent Pierre Turgeon to Canada and brought Kirk Muller to Long Island. Captain Kirk may have the phasers set to stun at Nassau Collosseum at the moment, but this is just an illusion. The guy is completely homesick, and is longing to go back to Canada and soak up some of that universal heath care you hear about on late night television. He's gonna need it. Incoming coach Milce Milbury has a lot to prove, as does goaltending rookie Eric Fichaud-the best thing the Islanders have going for them at the moment. Playoffs? Could be anyone's guess.